hey guys! ive been given the green light to start our very first WRITING COMPETITION!!!
The stories will be running for 1 week: starting 12:00gmt tuesday ending 00:00gmt the following wednesday (tuesday night)
OK now, the rules:
1.I shall decide on an order - it is going to save alot of hassel if i do. sorry guys
2. You can colaborate and swap ideas as much as you want within your team, but each section must be by the correct person (some honesty alas is required here). collaboration can be normal type but all story material must be posted in bold.
2.5. i will provide you with the first line to the story then you must carry it on from there
3 the story MUST be in English
3.5 the story part of your post must be between 20 and 200 words
4. we will have a public vote on who's is best in a seperate forum.
5. if it is a tie. I, Ponder, have the deciding vote.
6. you cannot vote for your own piece (obviously
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7. that's it!!!
8. you cannot bribe me. unless it is chocolate digestives. then you may. but don't tell anyone.
these rules are subject to change up until the start of the tournament - keep checking back for updates
If anyone has issues or would like to ask a question please feel free to contact me.
Quizmaster - Ponder











Contendors so far
Here are the people who have signed up so far:
Ook
RatDeath
The Darbz
c'mon guys! get signin up! its free! after all, and i must stress this - it is all a bit of fun. buuuuuut....im gonna ask lee nicely for prizes so ill get back to you on that one
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Oooh! I'll play! *ok ponder, you can let go of my arm now >=\* lol
The gods loved us once, then they invented boy bands. We have been abandoned.
Dum nos fata sinunt oculos satiemus amore.
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yay,but i think it shouldn't just be you deciding the final result,we need a panel of judges.






i suggest that i should be on the committee.
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yes yes yes this sounds gr8, i love writing comedy short stories and realy want to be a part fo this
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yay,but i think it shouldn't just be you deciding the final result,we need a panel of judges.






i suggest that i should be on the committee.
no no no - i only decide if the voteing is tied
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still...(i'll buy you chocolate if you get us to win
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still...(i'll buy you chocolate if you get us to we shall see...there is still a few minor issues to sort, so keep checking back as i might improve said matter
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how come ponder is quizmaster?!?! I object!!
I think i should be the quizmater cos...i rule...and....im not easily bribed...and....hmm...
did someone say chocolate digestives!
Angua
You believe but what you see
You receive but what you give...
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yes, yes indeed, I believe so
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Well I have no experience in writing Stories (I guess technical documents don't count
) but I really would like to try, so you can count me in.
PS.: We are talking about a Discworld story, do we?
AH. MORE DRAMA.
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sorry to bring up another problem,but for me it will be.once i go back to college,i won't have enough time all the time to make comments,and i'm sure others will have the same problem.i'm not saying that i don't still want to do this,but it may help you to choose teams if each team can be evenly sorted due to time constraints of real life,if that makes sense.
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sorry to bring up another problem,but for me it will be.once i go back to college,i won't have enough time all the time to make comments,and i'm sure others will have the same problem.i'm not saying that i don't still want to do this,but it may help you to choose teams if each team can be evenly sorted due to time constraints of real life,if that makes sense.
seems reasonable. everyone who issues like this must contact me - coz if you don't i wont know.
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Well I have no experience in writing Stories (I guess technical documents don't count
) but I really would like to try, so you can count me in.
PS.: We are talking about a Discworld story, do we?
no it can be about anything you want! as long as your team can decide on a topic!
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i was thinking that maybe you should make a starting line for us story tellers to add on to.that way we start off at the same spot,and we see where the story takes us
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i was thinking that maybe you should make a starting line for us story tellers to add on to.that way we start off at the same spot,and we see where the story takes us
i agree
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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i agree with your agreement
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But i thought that you got to make up the story thingy so everyones would be different so it would be hard to start of with the same starting sentence..well i suppose it would depend what the first line would be i suppose ponder would choose it since he is the quizmaster *jealous*...
Angua
You believe but what you see
You receive but what you give...
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i don't think the first sentence has a lot of influence on the outcome. we've done this in school and the results couldn't be more different!
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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I think there should be a limit to the size of the stories, so they are all short stories.
later we could try it with longer stories but i think its best to see if it works on a smaller scale first to root out any problems etc.
also we should realy decide as a group:
anyway im not the boss so we should decide this together and disagree if you have better ideas
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well, i suppose squirrel 1,2,3 and 4 depend on how many people sign up. i think squirrel 5 and 6 are up to the groups (how much they want and manage to write). i don't think we can just say make it 3 pages, because it depends on how the story develops. well, that's my opinion.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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i think it should be a time scale like you have a week, not you can only make 30 posts or it has to be 2000words etc..
Also i think there should be 4 in a group 4 is a good number unless there is like 19 people who want to do it which would complicate things.
Angua
You believe but what you see
You receive but what you give...
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i reckon that we should have a certain amount of lines per story.the reason being that some of us will hold the story up because of time restraints,therefore timing it is a problem.having a certain amount of comments can be an issue cos people will abuse the idea and create long comments,the only way i can see out of it is to have a certain amount of lines in the whole story,so that each comment is broken up into say 3 lines a comment,no more,no less,therefore all the stories will be of the same length,and time is not an issue,although there should obviously be some sort of time limit.
what you think?
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thankyou everyone for your comments. there are some technicalities that need straightenin out before we can get underway... i have taken alot of what you have said into consideration and acted upon most.
stay tuned! its looking like this wont get started until after the weekend as i have a couple of exams to attend in the meantime.
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exams?EXAMS!!!forget about EXAMS!!no,you really shouldn't,good luck,by the way.
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I had my science exam today,
im nervous
its proper important cos i wanna be a doctor
anyway dont 4get every email ponder if you wanty to be in so he can formulate a list
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list??LIST!!!forget about the LIST!!!
oh,sorry,got carried away there
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ok, guys. i only have 8 names...
i really could do with at least two more..otherwise it is two teams of four which is a bit lame. 12 people would be ideal...
SO PLEASE PM ME STRAIGHT AWAY!
lee has kindly figured out something to make this whole process to work, and i need to tell him the teams by tonight.
so you have untill 10pm GMT to get your entries in.
Regards,
Ponder
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ok, the teams are set. i only got 8 entries, so i think it is best if we have two teams - two stories.
ok:
Team one - OOK, ANGUA, DEATHS BLUE EYE SOCKETS, MBELASSIE
Team Two - RATDEATH, SCRUMJOSH, THE DARBZ, WIZZARD
You will all be contacted by me either on sunday or monday about where you can store and edit your stories.
i will need before then a reply to this post saying what order you are going to post in before monday.
You will be able to start writing on tuesday.
keeep an eye out here as things will most likely change towards the start date
regards, Ponder
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yay,we get started,um,what about DBES,MBELASSIE,OOK,ANGUA
OR MAYBE ANGUA,DBES,OOK,MBELASSIE
OR MBELASSIE,ANGUA,DBES,OOK
OR OOK,DBES,MBELASSIE,ANGUA
I MUST CONFER WITH MY TEAMMATES...
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Ponder told me to post this because he is busy...
The teams have changed a bit it is now...
Team 1 Angua, Ook, Ratdeath and DBES
Team 2 Mbelassie, Scrumjosh, The Darbz and Wizzard
Angua
You believe but what you see
You receive but what you give...
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Hey everyone, just thought i'd let you all know that ive started a team2 forum (link below). I know im not going to be able to keep everyone out of it so i'm just gonna ask the other team or anyone else not to come and spy on us.
I hope that we can have a nice fair competition anyway and goodluck to team 1,
http://www.thudgame.com/node/883
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same to you,but i think we're using PM's to write our stories
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Are we using PM's to write the stories? or to get everything sorted? if you no what i mean...
Angua
You believe but what you see
You receive but what you give...
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yeah,i think it's PM's for story,more private that way,but we need a name
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steady steady!
our magical lee alley has magicalness so PMs might not be needed. stay tuned!!!
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ok, guys. all competitors i have PM'd you with TOP SECRET INFORMATION. AS IN DONT TELL ANYONE WHO ISNT PLAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok. also tell NO-ONE about what you are writing. (except team mates of course
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this is so other people cannot see the stories before the voting.
for spectators - the stories are starting on tuesday and will run for a week. you will then get to vote on which is best.
also i have updated the rules above - including one about the order thing.
BEST OF LUCK TO ALL WHO ARE TAKING PART AND BE CREATIVE.
also i wanna say a massive thank you to lee who not only let me run this, but made special arrangements so it can go ahead. so everyone - thanks mr lee
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3.5 the story part of your post must be between 20 and 200 words
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thank you mr lee!!
but there seems to be a problem with mine.maybe you can help.
i'll PM you...
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3.5 the story part of your post must be between 20 and 200 words
as in each comment of a person has to be between 20 and 200 words? that's a lot!
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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that means we could have 800 words in 4 comments,that's awesome!!that'll get the story going nicely
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Just had a look at the writing competition results so far: 1 team is blazing ahead nicely with their story (which got a good laugh from me!
), the other team seems stuck at the starting gate.
Two more days folks - let's get these stories wrapped up! There are nice prizes waiting for the winning team!

Lee Alley
"I could tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel"
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How can we with DBES away for the weekend?????
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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WHAT?!?!
2 days!!!!!!! argggg!!!!! ours story rules
You believe but what you see
You receive but what you give...
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Half our team has vanished from the face of the earth.
I've done my bit and scrumjosh has done his but mbelassie and wizzard are rarely online...
I'm getting a feeling that we may have to fold...
Dum nos fata sinunt oculos satiemus amore.
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sooo lee,or should i call you "Mr Alley"?
who did you say was doing well...
anyway,come tomorrow our story has to start blazing ahead (even more Mr Alley,or is the other team 'blazing ahead'???)
cos DBES is back!!!and then we bring out the big guns.
MWAHAHAHA
MWAHAHAHAHA
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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sooo lee,or should i call you "Mr Alley"?
who did you say was doing well...
Heh, I didn't, did I? Just so no one gets complacent

Oh, we want finished stories too. We want to see the plot resolved
Half our team has vanished from the face of the earth.
I've done my bit and scrumjosh has done his but mbelassie and wizzard are rarely online...
Right, I haven't talked to Ponder about this, but....
This is the bit I hate about communitarianism.
I don't want to see a team fold because teammates can't be asked to contribute. New rule for the next three days only: if others aren't joining in, write their bits for them. Yer a team, we want a story. I don't care if it isn't in strict order, produce a story. It's an exercise in creativity, not team-building.
So let's get writing

Lee Alley
"I could tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel"
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sounds good,finished stories it is!!!!
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I agree. WIP (work in progress) is one of the most annoying things existing. finished stories are the best =)
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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I really think we should have a 55 word prologue to explain the stories,
this tiny little adaption would make a massive difference to our stories.
please allow this
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the next story compo we have (wink wink nudge nudge) i will make sure it is better organised, with rules that prepare for this sort of thing...
but the stories are taking nice shape...
2 days to go!
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