OK, a new fun game. Lets make a list of...interesting things that you shouldn't take on a plane...use your imagination and lets see what our twisted minds come up with!
i shall start:
A Set of Fish Forks
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a very old fish
life is hard. after all it kills you.
katherine hepburn
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are we talking about hand baggage or trunks here?
in any case:
inflated rubber dinghi
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
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a grown up oak tree
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Holiday Reading in the hand luggage in tin foil book covers
The Idiots guide to WMD
The Dummies guide to detonations
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Hide and seek champions through the ages and their methodology's
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a frisbee
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a small yellow box, within it a smaller yellow box and within that a badger
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a whoopee cushion
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air-to-surface missile
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I just want to take a 1Kg bag of flour or some similar thing in a bit fo coffee* and heaps of tin foil.
*coffee has a strong smell hence it is used to mask drugs
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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A stuffed elephant with a set of 11 interchangable tusks.
lurve this topic
I know, lets all jump of the white cliffs of Dover holding hands!
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"You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage."
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Snakes...
"LOOKS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO ME"
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Snakes...
Warning: strong langauge:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=IxBdILPlEzc
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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2 toy planes to crash into each other while giggling hystrerically
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life raft and spare life jacket
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any of you people
edit:not in a bad way!!!
it'd just be too crazy
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parachute and the book "surviving a plane crash for dummies"
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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A Pilot Uniform and a Book: "How to fly a plane in twenty minutes"
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errrrr....bombs, actualy, that would be a good thing, just kidding, but not realy
So many penguins, so few recipes!!!
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A bird that can imitate radio messages
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a tasmanian devil
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A snake (at least if u go to New Zealand)
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a dartboard which you put next to a window on the other side of the plane
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A Beehive
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a small taco stand
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A remote control with buttons like:
Start engine
Steer left/right
Explode Bomb
Feed passengers
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"The problem with Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." - George Miller
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a creature that feeds on passengers
life is hard. after all it kills you.
katherine hepburn
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Or a creature that produces Helium
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This one might be conclusively the worst possible thing to take:
Timmy Mallet
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This one might be conclusively the worst possible thing to take:
Timmy Mallet
im sorry, but i think i can top him...
Graham Norton
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You want to top Timmy Mallet with Graham Norton?!? You definitely shouldn't be doing THAT on a plane!
"You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage."
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I wonder what you'd get
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Arrested.
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i have no idea who these people are,but i could probably go one better still,a bit political though...robert mugabe,the plane would be shot down before it could take off
i actually wonder why no one has done that yet...hmmmm
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Hey Ook, are u still able to post things after you wrote the last one? Isn't the gouvernment already searching vor you
"The problem with Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." - George Miller
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so maybe it would be a bad idea to take ook on a plane.....especially after his latest post
life is hard. after all it kills you.
katherine hepburn
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And because there are some tricky regulations on importing the higher primates into many countries.
He says, implying that it would be OK for a skeletal tramp to cross borders freely :-S
MS
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He says, implying that it would be OK for a skeletal tramp to cross borders freely :-S
MS
should be ok, after all you can't actually take any diseases with you and were at some point human (or at least the people at the airport would think so), so if you got a valid passport... i at least haven't had any trouble yet.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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Did you have a new picture of you in the passport? It might get a bit tricky if you need a passport with biometrical data.
"The problem with Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." - George Miller
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well, if you define smiling as a movement of muscles leading to a different facial expression than when they're relaxed then a skeleton cannot smile and all pictures of a skeleton are biometrical.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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Ah, I was more thinking about fingerprints, retina-scans and so on
"The problem with Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." - George Miller
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that might turn out to be a bit difficult. but let's get back on topic, shall we?
a human hand that is not connected to any body (any more).
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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wow well i'm glad you're all so thoughtful,if i ever need to go on a plane i'll call you people to work out all the details
...your last comment was funny ratty,turns a new light on the term 'hand luggage'
...a collection of mucus in interesting shapes whichyou ogle over and ask people's opinion about
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A feegle
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The entire population of Canada
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I thought there were only about 7 people in Canada, and they just put on different hats whenever the queen goes to visit to give the illusion that there were more. That's why it's mostly empty, right? So you could get them all on a plane no trouble...
MS
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I thought there were only about 7 people in Canada, and they just put on different hats whenever the queen goes to visit to give the illusion that there were more. That's why it's mostly empty, right? So you could get them all on a plane no trouble...
MS
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Anyway, i wouldn't recommend taking on Rolf harris with a wobble board.
what am i saying?!?! that would be awesome!
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Snakes
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I thought there were only about 7 people in Canada, and they just put on different hats whenever the queen goes to visit to give the illusion that there were more. That's why it's mostly empty, right? So you could get them all on a plane no trouble...
MS
*grumbles*
Anyway, i wouldn't recommend taking on Rolf harris with a wobble board.
what am i saying?!?! that would be awesome!
Hmm i can just imagine it the headlines being :-
US SkyMarshal shoots Rolf Harris whilst he is playing Stairway to heaven on the wobble board.
Now does the Marshal say:-
1) "Stairway to heaven its obvious he was religious nut about to do the martyrdom thing."
2) "He was armed i could have had a really bad paper cut from that wobble board"
3) "OK i admit it i am LED Zeppelin fan"
Where are we going and why am i in this handbasket?...
...Oh! always try to look on the bright side...
... Um anybody got any marshmellows.?
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US SkyMarshal shoots Rolf Harris whilst he is playing Stairway to heaven on the wobble board.
You had to go and remind me about that!? I remember the first time I heard that as if the swords are still being plunged into my head now.
"You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage."